![]() ![]() Also interesting about the gardens was their ability to shift around their contents. Although the bouncy factor would obviously cover the naturally " bouncy" (explodey) obstacles, some posed an obvious problem, such as Russian gardens, where things such as rare metal spike plants and the occasional venus fly-trap were grown, which could stop the kitten in its arc. There are no real "shortcomings" to this game. Dan Musser played it too much, and he's not cool, so people stopped playing it. This, combined with the fact that most morons could only fire it some pathetic 11 feet, convinced the American government to immediately decide that the countless thousands of dollars put into the project were worthless. Using this idea, it was speculated that the cat would glide with ease with the assistance of random assorted enemy explosives, floating mines, and trampolines.Įxpectations and downfall Īlthough the BurstLabs Corporation initially thought that such a kitten could easily travel tens of thousands of miles over the Pacific and Atlantic oceans into Russian territory into the capital and have enough leftover energy to claw StaliKrushnevlenin's eyes out in reality, the kitten could travel at most 2000 feet into some hapless Tenesseean schlub's house and end up dead. ![]() The idea behind the weapon is that a cat, always landing on its feet, would thus have the potential to get seriously stoned when falling, land, and bounce back up using its own natural jumpiness. The Kitten Cannon, like most weapons of the Cold War, uses an innocent, unknowing subject as ammunition. Using the idea of a high-powered cannon, a low-powered kitten, and a group of dumbass gorehound kids who like that sort of thing, he put together a cannon, a kitten, and a group of gorehound kids. ![]() He developed the idea of a kitten in a cannon. Dan Fleming, top scientist of BurstLabs Corp, thought he had the answer, playing on earlier ideas of pigeons carrying swords, dolphins carrying rockets, and motherfucking snakes on motherfucking planes used in World War 2. ![]()
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